Mandy -----> THE Mandy. Legendary, known to be partial
to the odd man or two, likes a good drink and a dance, giggles quite a bit, tends to be a drunken foreigner-magnet, has been
sighted vomitting red wine on the patio. Sightings numerous. Armed and dangerous (novelty penis lighter)
Mel -----> 1) Melanie. Breaks out into a bodypopping dance
pandemic under the influence. Confuses having a penis for being good looking. Vomit control weary; frequently seen chucking
up in bus stops. Likes to pull guys, especially in large numbers. Embodies all that is Manchester girl on the piss.
2) A new plateau of
drunkenness which Mel reaches after becoming Melanie and then some (Zarmella). Characterised by chronic lezzing and lack of
Ceri -----> Fiona. Frequently seen
to perform the 10 man challenge... featuring various IC plebs, and if yer lucky - throw in the odd girlie (Zarmella).
Has been known to try and porno-hitchhike. Heavynights out send her skipping to a certain northerner's boudoir for some
hot and intense movie-watchin'. Though this lambrini girlie is now hitched more than a hiker, Fiona, I'm sure, will
still make frequent appearances (minus the pullage to keep the hubby happy)!
Zoe -----> Frequent endeavours to assign, and indeed, immortalise
a name for this up-for-it-chick have ended in unmitigated distaster as, inevitably, by the end of the night any drafted alter
ego attempt has been forgotten by all members of the group in a drunken stupour after getting wankshafted on lambrini. A reward
has been posted for the safe return of Zoe's drunken alter ego, or any information leading to its rediscovery. Thank you.