Keg - Invented purely by mistake as a bumbled attempt to cough the word 'egg' by Mel, which made
it sound exactly like our beer containing friend. Upon consultation of Ceri, Keg deemed to be a drunken version of Egg, in
which the Egg is a direct or indirect product of alcohol and consumption thereof. (See up and coming 'Egg'
page for essential info on Egg).
Egg - So important, it really does need its own mini website. Try it... what's the worst that
Sledge - Drunken emalgamation of exhortative terms 'safe' [GLC-speak]
and 'ledge' [legend]. The saying of which may raise some titters but generally also your street
cred aswell. To be used with authority.
Lamborgini - Not to be confused with the upmarket motor vehicle. Lamborgini is in fact,
another word for that fantastic stuff we know, love, and get drunk on called Lambrini.
Lambrini - No explanation needed. For further evidence, please refer to Saturday night Lambrini
induced frollicking amongst the Lambrini girls. Anyone unacquainted with the
beautiful wine of life yet seeking to get to know this close friend of ours is welcome to join us at one of our patented Lambrini getting-to-know-you taster sessions, more commonly known as a piss up (taking place on
any given day in more or less any given location; specifics unnecessary).
Du Wees Et! - Ask a luxembourger. 'Nuf said.
Uned - An intoxication induced state of mongosis, akin to being part of the 'special unit' ('uned'
in welsh, pronounced 'eenned') of Ceri's school. To be denoted with a U shape held against your forehead facing outwards with
your index finger and thumb. Most probably very politically incorrect. Not safe for minor acquaintances.